Wwell, it’s not really my thing but I gavve it my best shot!
omg justin
would it be weird to like
touch his voice
or something
this is THE CUTEST THING?????????
I want to make love to your voice
untz untz untz
wow this sucks
Okay
Maybe rethinking telling the girl tomorrow
but
I really should just tell her
the problem is that i am a cowardly coward of cowardice
i get wayyy too confident in may for some reason
it’s an issue
june me is probs gonna be really mad that i’m planning an overly dramatic confession of GIRL LIKING FEELINGS for tomorrow
but may me is all cool with it, yo
Obama Gives Go-Ahead to Destroy Moon
WASHINGTON - President Obama has officially ordered the moon’s complete annihilation. When approached for comment, the White House said this controversial decision “reemphasizes this administration’s message to the United States - it addresses the concerns our people have regarding national debt.”
“People don’t seem to realize how many billions of dollars maintenance of the moon requires,” says Obama. “It would just be so much easier to get rid of it.”
Unsurprisingly, this development has caused outrage amongst environmentalists. “What do you think is going to happen to the tides,” says marine biologist Cynthia Goldberg. “The moon critically impacts all life on this planet. Without it, the Earth will be a drastically altered, most likely uninhabitable hunk of rock. I urge President Obama to reconsider.”
Regardless of the mass effort to halt this legislation, the moon is slated to be destroyed on June 18th, 2012.
smithcrysaloneasmechgetsbooty:
what if kan had freckles because she goes out into the sun
what if
what if..
cutie…
omg fhgdg
